trying to be funny

Apr 16, 2014

officialfrenchtoast:

welcome to the real world kid http://gifak-net.tumblr.com/

officialfrenchtoast:

welcome to the real world kid

Apr 16, 2014

Apr 16, 2014

heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

Apr 16, 2014

"Not to mention, slavery" *mentions slavery*

Apr 16, 2014

(Source: reddit.com, via how-to-be-orignial)

Apr 16, 2014

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help http://cinemagr.am/show/135113014

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
:

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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

(Source: kingjrific)

Apr 16, 2014

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

(Source: brokendreamsandsadness)

Apr 16, 2014

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

Apr 16, 2014

69and420:

This puzzle is solved.

69and420:

This puzzle is solved.

(via structuredmadness)

Apr 16, 2014

thequeenvevo:

"yeah i used to like you too"

Apr 16, 2014

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

image

(Source: bruhnett, via strawberry-taffy)

Apr 14, 2014

headsbendingcars:

Adam: “I feel left out.”
Matty: “You know that we always dress in black from head to toe.”
Adam: “..”
Adam: “Fuck you.”

headsbendingcars:

Adam: “I feel left out.”
Matty: “You know that we always dress in black from head to toe.”
Adam: “..”
Adam: “Fuck you.”

Apr 14, 2014

"People don’t like fadeouts, but what people don’t realize is that some songs can’t finish."

—Matty Healy (via fallingforthe1975)

Apr 14, 2014

yttamhealy:

fuck you matty.

yttamhealy:

fuck you matty.

Apr 14, 2014

mattytruman:

I suppose there’s certain songs that connect with me more than others. On the album, for example, the last song Is There Somebody Who Can Watch You, that’s probably one of the more saddening songs for me that I’ve ever written because it’s about me leaving my family essentially—me leaving home—and making sure that there was somebody there to watch my little brother.

Until late last year he was still living at home. Then, as he puts it, “my band took off, my family fell apart. My parents got divorced. It’s kinda good – no good marriage ever ended in divorce. If two people had a really good thing going on and they had to get divorced, that would be really sad. But that’s never happened once. That’s fine. That was a long time coming. December of last year I went on tour and they sold that house. I went home for two days to move out of my house, and I wrote and recorded Is There Somebody Who Can Watch You? X